Twilight Obsessed? WTF?

Up until last Tuesday, I was so ANTI-TWILIGHT. The weekend before while I was at Blockbuster the sales guy tried to talk me into prepaying for a copy of Twilight and I was like “Dude, I don’t care about Twilight. Plzzzzzzzz stop!”
Anyhow, I was in Meijer in the book section looking for a VC Andrews book. Unfortunately, I did not come across it. HOWEVER, I came across Twilight and I thought to myself, “Let’s see what the hype is all about.” So I bought it. It was the paperback version and it was only $8.64 or some shit.
The next night, I started reading it…I got hooked. Let’s just say that I read the entire series, INCLUDING THE NOT FINISHED ‘MIDNIGHT SUN’ (the 5th novel, Twilight from Edward’s point of view. Which, by the way, I read at the same time as I was reading Breaking Dawn. LOL..) within a 4 day period AND I bought/watched the movie. I AM HOOKED. I totatlly don’t feel complete with the 4th book. I honestly think there should be another book on Belle & Edware. I have some ideas on what I’d like to see as the next novel in the series if there ever was one..but I’m not going to tell you what they are. Maybe I should find Stephenie Meyer’s email address and send her my ideas. Or I can write a fanfiction using my ideas. HM. Probably not, but we’ll see.

Rob PattinsonAnyhow, I realized that DAMN! THAT ROB PATTINSON GUY IS HOT(see picture to the right). He’s 22 years old(meaning, he’s younger than me. lol.) and I’d totally bang him. Ugh. I’ve thought about starting a Rob Pattinson fansite. But there’s already a million of them, so..no. I just realized recently that I would like to create a new fan site..and so yeah..that’s why I was thinking that..but whatever. I’ll find something else to do. I’d really like to start up a new site. What do you guys think I should create a site for? :)

Oh well, some funny things that I definitely think you guys should read whether or not your twilight fans. BECAUSE THEY ARE HILARIOUS.

LDS Sparkledammerung IS HERE!
The Secrets of the Sparkle a.k.a. TWILIGHT: STONIFIED
:
This also covers New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, so don’t forget to click to go onto the next part after that first page. :)

Twilight in 15 Minutes:
http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/19551.html

If ‘Twilight’ was 10 x shorter and 100 x more honest:
http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-time-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html

If you guys have anymore Twilight Parody type things, please share them with me. :)


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